After going viral earlier this year, India-based studio Dwarven Brothers and publisher 1312 Interactive are finally releasing We Are So Cooked, their co-op physics-based stealth game where the objective is simple: get away with murder.
You and your friends need to work together to discreetly dispose of the body. But a dead body is heavy and floppy. Dragging one alone is slow and leaves a bloody trail. Gather the squad to help move a body, but coordinate carefully — one wrong move and you’re going to drop it. Be mindful of doorframes, vases, and other obstacles that the body can get snagged on.
Onlookers, obstacles, rag doll physics, and miscommunications are all active threats to exposing your crime. If anyone sees you carrying the body, they’ll scream. Security will show up and bust you. Look out for security cameras and guard dogs too. Unpredictable circumstances turn every small mistake into an absurd, escalating disaster.
But you can also use your environment to your advantage. Find a wheelchair to roll the body past reception. Use a mop to clean up blood trails. Throw a squeaky toy to distract a guard. You can hold an item, OR you can drag the body. You can’t do both. Make sure your buddies collaborate to the fullest.
Every environment forces your team to adapt to new physics hazards and AI threats. Sneak through luxury hotel lobbies and balance the dead weight on top-heavy luggage carts. Survive freezing, heavily guarded bunkers where getting caught means the firing squad. You best stay on your toes wherever you and that corpse need to escape from.
We Are So Cooked launches on Steam on October 15, 2026, and later on Nintendo Switch 1|2, PlayStation 5, and XBOX Series X|S.
